Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Hair


Hair

Ann is a very pretty lass.
Her hair grows down past her ass.
If she farts you might hear
if you're standing near
but her hair traps the smell and the gas.

Didn't they do a segment on mythbusters about this?

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Don't Bemoan Your Genome

Don't Bemoan Your Genome

Burping's an art of our genome
passed on to daughters and sons.
We never squelch
a burp or a belch.
Instead of "Excuse Me", we say, "Good One!"

I posted Don't Bemoan Your Genome a long time ago on my now defunct HTML family web pages.   The family reunion last weekend brought it back to my mind.