Donald J. Rump

 

Donald J. Rump

When I climb upon a stump
and show the crowd my rump,
it's a resemblance uncanny
they see my bare fanny
and think that it's Donald J.Trump!

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

 

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

Did your Grandmother ever tell you "It's fine!
Strip behind blankets on the line!"?
I'm telling you, Bud
you haven't played in the mud
'til she hosed you down naked in the summertime.