Black Friday

Black Friday

I would have gone shopping today
but getting dressed I said, "No way!"
There isn't a chance
I can zip up may pants
after feasting on Thanksgiving day.

Equal Time

Equal Time

Naked Santa is on TV a lot.
They like to air a full frontal shot.
His opponent complains
but her manager explains,
"Hillary, without clothes, you don't look so hot!"

Naked Santa's Voter Approval Rating

 

Naked Santa's Voter Approval Rating

A young reporter was sent
to Naked Santa's campaign event.
She said what she'd seen
was vile and obscene.
His rating went up 20 percent.