Goodbye Mr. Censor

Goodbye Mr. Censor

Dear readers, I apologize sincerely.
The last post depicted quite clearly
a penis and nuts
so the censor has just
been fired.  We will miss him dearly.

A Chipmunk in the House

A Chipmunk in the House

If you get a chipmunk disturbing your peace
in your house then do not cease!
Chase it naked and shout,
trap, and carry it out!
Your neighbors will be happy to see its release.

A Date with The Star Quarterback

A Date with The Star Quarterback

The cheerleader was elated
and then she was frustrated.
The star quarterback
was a dud in the sack
and his balls were all deflated.