Au Naturel

Au Naturel

I doused myself with an ice bucket pail
and ended up in the county jail.
"Do it au naturel",
said my nominating pal!
You're challenged to donate and pay my bail!

The ALS Challenge

The ALS Challenge

The participants deserve our applause
but I might be in trouble because
it is likely considered negligent
comparing it to a wet T-shirt event
when the ALS Challenge is for such a good cause.

Grandpa's Advice

Grandpa's Advice

I'd like to fool around with my cousin
but Grandma says,  "It's a sin."
Grandpa says, "Fornicate
before it's too late
and erectile dysfunction sets in!"

Grandpa's Rhyme

Grandpa's Rhyme

I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny
but it keeps them on my knife.

My mother attributes this one to her Dad, my Grandfather, Merlyn Guessford.