When Does A Miracle Occur?.

 

When Does A Miracle Occur?

Get manna to fall from the skies
or command the dead to arise!
It might happen when"
a Lutheran shouts out, "Amen"
or when the Cubs win the World Series.

I'm Back

 

I'm Back

Slap on electrodes here and there
where they've carelessly shaved my hair.
Electroshock therapy.
Loss of some memory.
Bring me back from the depths of despair.

Beijing Olympic Gymnastic Judging Explained

 

Beijing Olympic Gymnastic Judging Explained

Gymnastic judges give the Chinese
high scores despite a fall or a sneeze.
"Cause it would really suck
to be forever stuck
in a Chinese jail if their hosts they displease.

 A long lost limerick from 2008.