The North Liberty Wild Sex Club

 

The North Liberty Wild Sex Club

I was invited in North Liberty
to a club for wild sex and debauchery.
"Count me in, Bub!
Who's in the club?"
"Right now it's only you and me."

Birthday Suit Greeting Censored

 

Birthday Suit Greeting Censored

Facebook will not allow an old galoot
to be pictured in only his birthday suit.
I hope anyway
that you have a great day!
Instead of a nudie you get a picture of fruit.