Acting Like Donald Trump

 

Acting Like Donald Trump

Like a deplorable chump
I was ogling her rump.
Please don't remind her
that I was behind her
acting like Donald Trump.

Early Voting

 

Early Voting

My friends this is worth noting.
I have completed my voting.
I can say, "What the heck!"
about the Trump train wreak.
It's all over but the gloating!

Iowa State Fans

Iowa State Fans

It is not for faint hearts or the weak.
Iowa State fans have a long, long streak.
Football season comes 'round
and they can be found
getting pants beat off them week after week!