Arthur's Lucky Day

Arthur's Lucky Day

"Only for art am I willing to pose
nude from my head to my toes."
I'm glad I came!
Arthur's my name.
So girl take off all your clothes!

The First Man on the Moon (The True Story)

The First Man on the Moon
(The True Story)

Buzz and Neil made Jim go out first.
They were afraid he'd sink or something worse.
Then they had him hide
while they were outside
once assured that their suits wouldn't burst.

Hiatus

 

Hiatus

It created a tremendous fuss
when I put my blog on hiatus.
Oh why did I try it?
It started a riot.
Fans are steaming and starting to cuss.

Steak Fry

 

Steak Fry

At Tom Harkin's annual steak fry
please tell the Senator, "Hi!"
You might remind him
I met him at the state gym
back when he was a regular guy.