Naked Santa in North Carolina

Naked Santa in North Carolina

North Carolina is on high alert!
Naked Santa was seen lifting his skirt
at Mr. Mike's Used Books
he got dirty looks
when he said, "Which restroom?" to the clerk.

The Viagra Girl on TV

 

The Viagra Girl on TV

I get a boner whenever I see
the viagra girl on my TV,
but I get  a resumption
of erectile dysfunction
when you crawl into bed next to me.

Face in the Cloud

Face in the Cloud

I took down that nudie I'm sad to say
that it had gone viral right away.
All over the place
we see more than your face.
I'm afraid that it's up in the cloud to stay!

My Platform - a guest limerick by Donald Trump

My Platform - a guest limerick by Donald Trump

We'll make America great.
I'll nuke ISIS and build a wall.

I have a large penis. It's great.
Mexico will pay.
Throw those people out!
I can shoot you on 5th Avenue.
It will be great!