Gay Marriage

Gay Marriage

If you oppose gay marriage (sadly some do!)

here's some advice that you'll find will ring true.

Be careful when you date 

and when choosing your mate

be sure not to marry the same sex as you!

'Gay Marriage' is dedicated to my late friend Chris Eckhardt who fought for all of our freedoms.

Going Batty

Going Batty

You might hear a terrible din
when a creepy bat flies in.
I scream and shout
'til I've chased him out
wondering, "Where is his evil twin?"

I'm so glad that a shark can't fly!