Disclaimer

Disclaimer:
The names used in these limericks were chosen only for their characteristics of rhyme and meter. All events depicted are fictitious and were created for entertainment value only. Any resemblance to an actual person or persons (living or deceased), or to any couples (married, unmarried, separated, or divorced), or to any actual event or series of events is purely coincidental. The author has never been to law, medical, or divinity school and has never been ordained, passed the bar, or completed his residency. He is not a priest, pastor. parson, attorney, or medical doctor. Please disregard any religious, legal, or medical information contained within these limericks!