Naked Santa Part 2

Naked Santa Part 2

I play 'Naked Santa'.  There's a reason for that.
I have a white beard.  I'm a little bit fat.
I don't have the loot
for the full Santa suit.
All I need is a red stocking hat!

 

Merry Xmas dear readers!

Chili

 

 

Chili

My diet is always the same.
They should have made 'Chili' my name!
I'm going through a phase
when I eat it most days.
Keep me away from any open flame!

Food is always a good inspiration for a limerick.

Olive My Love

 

 

Olive My Love

It's a bleak tale with a dismal plot.
You like olives but I do not.
Sadly we've known
we can't share a calzone
but we still got together and tied the knot.

Olive My Love is dedicated to my daughter's friend Erin who does not like olives and to her husband that does.

Boston Tea Party Tragedy

 

 

Boston Tea Party Tragedy

It's a very sad story to tell.
The people of Boston are mad as hell.
Crackpots in the GOP
have stolen their 'Tea Party'.
Philadelphia hang on to your Liberty Bell!

It is so sad when wonderful things get besmirched.

Back in the Day - A Date with Sue

Back in the Day - A Date with Sue

This is a very short tale to relate.
Sue and I had only one date.
It was the end for us.
Sue would rather have Gus
and I wanted to date Sue's roommate.

I have moved on to my college years in my Back in the Day limerick series.  This one is from fall of my freshman year

Jockey Shorts

Jockey Shorts

It comes to me as a big surprise
they make jockey shorts for a man my size
unless of course
the company measured a horse
by mistake which they did not realize.

No one commented on the lack of annotation on yesterday's limerick, DJ Joe Beaudet.  Maybe I should re-title the blog Gary's Limericks and spare my dear readers the blither.

DJ Joe Beaudet

DJ Joe Beaudet

Joe Beau is a good guy to know
and he knows how to put on a show.
If you plan something big,
hire him for your gig!
I assure you the music won't blow.