Misspent Youth

Misspent Youth

You've uncovered, Dennis, a very sad truth.
I watched the Three Stooges in my misspent youth.
The modern version make me sick;
Karl, G.W., and Dick.
Mom thinks that they are uncouth.

This is, dear readers, my answer to yesterday's guest limerick by my friend Dennis.  Look forward to more tomorrow.

A Man Named Gary - a guest limerick by Dennis R. Tesdell

 

A Man Named Gary

by Dennis R. Tesdell

There lives now a nice man named Gary,
who writes ditties about Shemp, Moe and Larry;
He loves writing about a cause,
and he adds what he draws,
and his viewers are kept very merry.

Dear readers here is a guest limerick (the best kind) submitted by my friend Dennis.  The title and drawing are mine so do not blame Dennis for those.

Stark Raving Mad

Stark Raving Mad
(based on a interview comment made by George R. R. Martin)

"When a critic spews out malarkey
and says that my plots are too dark,
he doesn't make me mad
when he says my writing is bad,
but I sit down and kill off a Stark!"

Oops!  Too late for a spoiler alert. 

Sgt. Pepper's Band

Sgt. Pepper's Band

64 was a long way off you know
when Billy Shears started the show.
"Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?"
Where the heck did all those years go?

Happy birthday Dee Ann!

Happy New Year 2014

Happy New Year 2014

Such a cause for celebration
that usually leads to inebriation
This year it's a shame
Mike & Ike get champagne
while their wives are deprived by their sprouts' gestation.

Happy New Year Boys & Girls!

In the Garden

In the Garden

I read Genesis and it seems to me
that the lord approves of nudity.
He made Eve and Adam
and the lord had 'em
naked in the garden where anyone could see!

Dear readers, it has been awhile but finally here is another biblical limerick for your spiritual pleasure.

Wizard Twister

 

 

Wizard Twister

Harry played wizard twister
teamed up with Ron's little sister
It's about the same
as the ordinary game
but he can use his wand to assist her.

It makes more sense that Quidditch.