Crimea

Crimea

Like when Saddam invaded Kuwait
we should go after Putin ... but wait!
There's no oil there
so I guess we don't care.
We can sit on our ass and just contemplate.

Oscar Night

Oscar Night

Awards were piling up left and right
for Speed 3 on Oscar night.
Miss Congeniality 3?
It's called Gravity?
Another Force of Nature for Sandra to fight.

I wonder who the host will be for the Limerick awards?

Leaving Iowa City

 

 

 Leaving Iowa City

For Stephanie's friends have some pity
when that pretty girl leaves Iowa City
for a new job at Lowe's
'cause it really blows
and everyone but Erin feels shitty.

Authentic Tiffany Lamps

Authentic Tiffany Lamps

If you want a lamp from Tiffany
there is a blog that you should see!
Before you invest
check with Dennis
and make sure you don't get a forgery!

Please note dear readers that the illustration is mine and does not represent a genuine Tiffany lamp.

The 2016 Summer Games

The 2016 Summer Games

When the skiers and the skaters from Sochi have gone
with the bronze and the silver and the gold they have won,
I look forward to Rio
but I wonder if they know
that it'll be winter there when those games are on?

A Ton of Bricks

 

A Ton of Bricks

The universe decides to give you a kick
and you're not even the one who is sick.
It's a bitter pill
when a loved one is ill.
It hits you like a ton of bricks.

Happy Birthday Carolyn

 

 

Happy Birthday Carolyn

Even though I'm well Known as a limerick bard
coming up with a rhyme for your birthday is hard.
Before I tank
'cause my mind's a blank
I'll plagiarize one from a hallmark card.