Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit

She brought me back to her dorm room to play
strip poker. I just have to say
the coed looked cute
in her birthday suit.

I tell you it was my lucky day.

Easter

Easter

In the bible look what I've found -
a dead guy came out of the ground.
As a result
a huge zombie cult
has taken hold the whole world around.

Office Pool

Office Pool

The boss said that he was disgusted
when our tournament brackets were busted,
"I can't have a fool
running the pool.
You're fired since you can't be trusted."

Unfortunately, dear readers, my brackets are busted.  Wait 'til next year.

One Little Letter Part 2 by Jim Harris

 

One Little Letter Part 2

by Jim Harris

"Then" suggests there will be "and".
"Than" draws a line in the sand.
If the truth shall be told
"Than" leaves me out in the cold.
The first word is what I had planned.

A guest post in response to yesterday's limerick.  Thank you Jim.

One Little Letter

One Little Letter

"I prefer to cuddle th?n have sex."
What did she say?  I am perplexed.
One little letter
I like 'e' much better.
'Than' means never. 'Then' means next.

One Little Letter was inspired by a facebook post of my friend Jim Harris.  Thank you Jim!

Crimea

Crimea

Like when Saddam invaded Kuwait
we should go after Putin ... but wait!
There's no oil there
so I guess we don't care.
We can sit on our ass and just contemplate.

Oscar Night

Oscar Night

Awards were piling up left and right
for Speed 3 on Oscar night.
Miss Congeniality 3?
It's called Gravity?
Another Force of Nature for Sandra to fight.

I wonder who the host will be for the Limerick awards?