I Read the News Today Oh Boy

 

I Read the News Today Oh Boy

If I read Science Fiction from Two Thousand and Four
that boldly predicts what the future has in store,
can I be confident
that it has the same content
as today's newspaper delivered to my door??

Goodbye Gall Bladder

 

Goodbye Gall Bladder

If you overeat once in awhile
your gall bladder secretes extra bile.
But it will send out a stone
that will cause you to groan
if gorging yourself is your style.

3rd Billing

3rd Billing

If I could write songs like Bob Dylan
I could make maybe one or two million.
But I'm so far under
even a one-hit wonder
In a two act show I get 3rd billing.

Back in the Day - Birthday Spanking

Back in the Day - Birthday Spanking

I looked at my calendar and it would appear
that you have made it through another whole year.
A trip around the sun.
I hope it was fun
and worth another spank on the rear.

Good Things Come to People who Wait

Good Things Come to People who Wait

"Good things come to people who wait"
If you believe that then you'll be too late.
When the turkey is passed
just don't be last
or you may end up with an empty plate.

Moses & The Burning Bush

Moses & The Burning Bush

On a mountain off in the desert somewhere
Moses spoke to a woman with fiery red hair.
When he came back down
he brought back to town
stone tablet commands she wanted to share.

Blog Breastfeeding Baby Picture Policy

Blog Breastfeeding Baby Picture Policy

A nursing baby is okay.
None at all - Pump away!
But I have to send
a suckling boyfriend
on his way to the blog risque.