Birthday Greeting From Sue - a guest limerick by Susan Johnson Gustafson

Birthday Greeting From Sue

(a guest limerick by Susan Johnson Gustafson)

I think I'll write a birthday rhyme,
On Gary's Facebook timeline.
     To wish him joy
      And  birthday  cheer
And days of endless sunshine!

Thank you dear Susan!

Birthday Greeting from Izaak - a guest limerick by Izaak Neveln

Birthday Greeting from Izaak

(a guest limerick by Izaak Neveln)

I heard on the news, what a shame,
That Gary's now not a popular name.
so at sixty-five,
you're one of few Gary's alive.
Indiana is surely to blame!

Thank you Izaak!

In My Birthday Suit

In My Birthday Suit

If you have a desire to see
a full frontal nude picture of me,
bring your camera 'round here
and I will appear
in my birthday suit for two poses or three!

Today Only

Today Only

If you came here expecting to see
full frontal nudity
add your name to the list
of those who have just
been duped by my April foolery!

Happy April Fools Day dear readers.  Add to the fun by going back and leaving a comment on the link that brought you here describing how appalled (or delighted) you are with this post.

Superman's Power

Superman's Power

Metropolis people must be asses
to be fooled by Clark Kent's glasses.
Without them he fights
evil in tights.
Beware of the gas that he passes!

I Lied to My Doctor

 

Natalie (Tally)  MD

 I Lied to My Doctor

I lied to my doctor,  truth be told,
in a way that was callous and cold.
I asked her, "Are you
taking patients who are new? ",
when I'm actually decrepit and old.

My Physical Therapist

 

Molly

My Physical Therapist

It's an appointment that shouldn't be missed
when I need my physical therapist.
I've nothing to gain
from sciatic pain
so I'll put Molly's treatment on my 'to do' list.