The Vineyards B & B

 

The Vineyards B & B

There's no place I'd rather be
than at the Vineyards B & B.
in Page Springs, Arizona
close to Sedona
with Tambrala taking care of me.

The Boulder Creek Lodge

The Boulder Creek Lodge

When you're in Montana stay at the Fox's
Boulder Creek Lodge not a motel of boxes.
Hunting, fishing, and hiking
and mountain biking
that will surely knock off your soxes.

No Nudies

No Nudies

I don't receive nudies and I know why.
it's because my limerick fans are shy.
And they never see
a nudie of me
because I am also a very shy guy!

A Nasty Cold

A Nasty Cold

It was a nasty cold that I got.
Mucous membranes oozed a lot.
What do you suppose
came out of my nose?
It may look human but it's snot.

Goodbye Mr. Censor

Goodbye Mr. Censor

Dear readers, I apologize sincerely.
The last post depicted quite clearly
a penis and nuts
so the censor has just
been fired.  We will miss him dearly.

A Chipmunk in the House

A Chipmunk in the House

If you get a chipmunk disturbing your peace
in your house then do not cease!
Chase it naked and shout,
trap, and carry it out!
Your neighbors will be happy to see its release.

A Date with The Star Quarterback

A Date with The Star Quarterback

The cheerleader was elated
and then she was frustrated.
The star quarterback
was a dud in the sack
and his balls were all deflated.