Naked Santa Campaign Scandal

 

Naked Santa Campaign Scandal

The Iowa caucus win was in the bag
when Naked Santa's campaign hit a snag.
On Christmas eve night
he was caught in plain sight
inside a house with a bagful of swag!

Naked Santa's Xmas Card Part 2

 

 

Naked Santa's Xmas Card Part 2

Naked Santa fans, every girl and boy
find his Xmas card a thing of joy!
They like to see
frontal nudity
with his unwrapped package proudly deployed!

Naked Santa's Xmas Card

 

Naked Santa's Xmas Card

Naked Santa's fans are in dismay.
They received his Xmas card today.
Would it be so hard
to produce a card
where the words are not in the way?

My Physical Therapist Part 2

Molly

My Physical Therapist Part 2

I injured my shoulder in a fit of folly.
and went to my physical therapist Molly
When Molly moved it around,
the whole town heard the sound
when it went "pop" and I cried, "Oh Golly!"

Black Friday

Black Friday

I would have gone shopping today
but getting dressed I said, "No way!"
There isn't a chance
I can zip up may pants
after feasting on Thanksgiving day.

Equal Time

Equal Time

Naked Santa is on TV a lot.
They like to air a full frontal shot.
His opponent complains
but her manager explains,
"Hillary, without clothes, you don't look so hot!"

Naked Santa's Voter Approval Rating

 

Naked Santa's Voter Approval Rating

A young reporter was sent
to Naked Santa's campaign event.
She said what she'd seen
was vile and obscene.
His rating went up 20 percent.