Warning to an Unspecified Bully

 

Warning to an Unspecified Bully

I'm warning you from this time hence.
You threaten to shoot me, I take offense.
So if you appear
anywhere around here
I'll shoot first in self-defense.

Guide to Gardening in the Nude

 

Guide to Gardening in the Nude

If you don't happen to be a prude
then try some gardening in the nude.
Keep sharp tools away
from your parts that sway
and beware of poisons that some plants exude!

Back in the Day - John Lennon Part 2

Back in the Day - John Lennon Part 2

Back in the day I wondered why
if John Lennon could do it - why couldn't I?
But I really do not
want to get caught
without any pants 'cause I am too shy.

The Griffindor Room

 

The Griffindor Room

Before you enter the Griffindor room
give the secret knock or face your doom.
you're likely to see
Hermione
doing something naughty with Harry's broom.

Sharing at the Chateau

 

 

Sharing at the Chateau

Belle and I went skiing with Bob and Ann.
Sadly things didn't follow the plan.
Belle wrecked her knee.
Bob ran into a tree.
"Can I share your bed?" "Yes! Annie, you can!"

Happy Birthday 2016

 

Happy Birthday 2016

A birthday limerick for two thousand sixteen?
That isn't sentimental, syrupy, or mean?
It just can't be done
but I hope you have fun.
If you're naughty I hope you're not seen!

Naked Santa Retires from the Presidential Race

Merry Xmas to all and to all a good night!

 

Naked Santa Retires from the Presidential Race

It's a sad trend we can't ignore.
Since Xmas his ratings are poor.
So I guess that we'll keep
Naked Santa asleep
'til next time.  Hope he doesn't snore!