Blue Tears Revisited

 

 Blue Tears

When the Chicago Cubs lose it's true
the tears that I hold back are blue.
But when the Cubs win
let the crying begin
if it takes another century or two.

Acting Like Donald Trump

 

Acting Like Donald Trump

Like a deplorable chump
I was ogling her rump.
Please don't remind her
that I was behind her
acting like Donald Trump.

Early Voting

 

Early Voting

My friends this is worth noting.
I have completed my voting.
I can say, "What the heck!"
about the Trump train wreak.
It's all over but the gloating!

Iowa State Fans

Iowa State Fans

It is not for faint hearts or the weak.
Iowa State fans have a long, long streak.
Football season comes 'round
and they can be found
getting pants beat off them week after week!

The North Liberty Wild Sex Club

 

The North Liberty Wild Sex Club

I was invited in North Liberty
to a club for wild sex and debauchery.
"Count me in, Bub!
Who's in the club?"
"Right now it's only you and me."

Birthday Suit Greeting Censored

 

Birthday Suit Greeting Censored

Facebook will not allow an old galoot
to be pictured in only his birthday suit.
I hope anyway
that you have a great day!
Instead of a nudie you get a picture of fruit.

Censoring the Naked Santa Campaign Photo

 

Censoring the Naked Santa Campaign Photo

If your significant other begins to complain
about display of a photo from Naked Santa's campaign
on your refrigerator door
then get one magnet more
and strategically place it to help keep him sane.