In the Wrong Places

 

 

In the Wrong Places

After the tally, there are lots of long faces
She got most of the vote - but in the wrong places.
Don't you just hate
that there is no mandate
for the B-list celebrity lacking in graces?

Someday

Someday

It won't happen right away
but I bow my head and I pray
that your daughters and sons
will correct what you've done
and forgive you for it someday.

Haven't They Suffered Enough Revisited

 

Haven't They Suffered Enough?

Cub fans form a line at the golden gate
that's been growing steadily since 1908.
When the Cubs finally win
Pete may let one or two in!
'waiting 'til next year' is their perpetual fate.

The wait is over! Welcome to Cub Heaven!

Blue Tears Revisited

 

 Blue Tears

When the Chicago Cubs lose it's true
the tears that I hold back are blue.
But when the Cubs win
let the crying begin
if it takes another century or two.

Acting Like Donald Trump

 

Acting Like Donald Trump

Like a deplorable chump
I was ogling her rump.
Please don't remind her
that I was behind her
acting like Donald Trump.

Early Voting

 

Early Voting

My friends this is worth noting.
I have completed my voting.
I can say, "What the heck!"
about the Trump train wreak.
It's all over but the gloating!

Iowa State Fans

Iowa State Fans

It is not for faint hearts or the weak.
Iowa State fans have a long, long streak.
Football season comes 'round
and they can be found
getting pants beat off them week after week!