A Bad Position

 

A Bad Position

Donald is in a position he surely will hate
The poor old asshole couldn't win a debate.
Trump can't fire all of us
so he'll rant and he'll cuss.
after winning an election without a mandate.

In Your Public Hair

 

In Your Public Hair

He never learned not to grab women there.
But is he rich? He doesn't care!
So on a whim
you voted for him.
Now his tiny fingers are in your pubic hair!

You Voted for Trump

 

 

You Voted for Trump

You voted for Trump 'cause god told you to?
You've been deceived and gave Satan his due!
He groped women for thrills
and didn't pay his bills.
Now you've lost your soul. I feel sorry for you!

In the Wrong Places

 

 

In the Wrong Places

After the tally, there are lots of long faces
She got most of the vote - but in the wrong places.
Don't you just hate
that there is no mandate
for the B-list celebrity lacking in graces?

Someday

Someday

It won't happen right away
but I bow my head and I pray
that your daughters and sons
will correct what you've done
and forgive you for it someday.

Haven't They Suffered Enough Revisited

 

Haven't They Suffered Enough?

Cub fans form a line at the golden gate
that's been growing steadily since 1908.
When the Cubs finally win
Pete may let one or two in!
'waiting 'til next year' is their perpetual fate.

The wait is over! Welcome to Cub Heaven!

Blue Tears Revisited

 

 Blue Tears

When the Chicago Cubs lose it's true
the tears that I hold back are blue.
But when the Cubs win
let the crying begin
if it takes another century or two.