Rhymes with Orange

 

 

Rhymes with Orange

There was a young girl from Orange
who was eating a very juicy orange.
The juice ran down her knee
and it looked just like pee
and her face turned a bright shade of orange.

Technically no rhyme cheating here.  The first is a place, the second is a fruit, and the third is a color.

Birthday Limerick - a guest limerick by Kathy Collins Reilly

Birthday Limerick 

(a guest limerick by Kathy Collins Reilly)

I wanted to write you a lim'rick
but I lacked the talent log'rhythmic.
Suffice it to say
You have a nice day!
Avoiding all things cataclysmic.

Thank you Kathy!

Lederhosen

 

 

Lederhosen

Even though I don't happened to be wired that way
I support the rights of my friends who are gay.
Even if they have chosen
to wear lederhosen,
they deserve all their freedoms right now today!

Thank you dear readers!  This blog has had over 3000 page views.  I hope to continue finding the humor in life even when the subject is quite serious.

April Fools Day

April Fools Day

(A guest limerick sent by Joshua)

Each year on the day first of April
And one thing that never would fail
Was that a fellow named Gary
Would give cause to be wary
With pranks he would always assail.

A guest limerick - my favorite kind.  Thank you Josh!

Condemned by the New Pope

Condemned by the New Pope

I've been accused of heresy

and must stand trial in the Holy See.

I'm without hope

condemned by the Pope

for publishing limerick blasphemy!

I am sorry dear readers but this blog will soon be shut down.  It is not my choice.  Google has informed be that heretical blogs that attack the Roman Church will no longer be permitted.  

Abnormal

Abnormal

If you are a compulsive hoarder,
or suffer from an eating disorder,
have a skin condition,
or read science fiction,
we're going to send you over the border.

Does fantasy written by a sci-fi author count?  I've been reading Game of Thrones.

Grammys - The Weight

Grammys - The Weight

Next time that they broadcast the Grammys

I might have to watch in my 'jammies.

It got to be rather late

before they performed 'The Weight'

and sang "Take a load off, Fanny!"

I do enjoy music.