Customer Service Said Throw It Away

Customer Service Said Throw It Away

Items are not made to last today
Instead we just throw them away.
They still work just fine
but it's replacement time.
"Debit or credit how do you wish to pay?"

A cell phone that needs a new battery.  A TV with its fuse soldered into the circuit board.  A printer with saturated ink pads.  A baby's car seat that has passed its expiration date.  The list goes on and on.

TV Bucket List Part 2

TV Bucket List Part 2

My bucket list tends to grow and grow
as I add pretty women I would like to know.
I really like
Maggie Lawson on 'Psych'
and all the lab women on that 'Bones' TV show.

I need a time machine!

TV Bucket List Part 1

 

 

TV Bucket List Part 1

Is there an actress that I'd like to do?
She's on 'Covert Affairs', Piper Perabo ...
Wait I've forgotten
'Psych's Maggie Lawson! ...
Okay there may be quite a few.

 

How are you coming on your bucket lists dear readers?

Cursing Lesson

Cursing Lesson

Let me give you a lesson on cursing:
It shouldn't need any rehearsing.
To young upstarts I say
don't tell me the way
that I should do my cursing dispersing!

Cursing Lesson is dedicated to bleeping Drake Baer and all of his freaking friends that used to hang out in my blasted basement.

Internet Lurker

Internet Lurker

If you are an internet lurker
it's likely you're also a shirker
and you fail to post
praise for the blog host
causing him to become a berzerker.

Keep those cards and letters coming in dear readers!  And do not be afraid to comment.

The Bobs

 

 

The Bobs

Chrissy, Steph, Kelly. and Erin King,
I love to hear these lovely girls sing
at Open Mike Night.
What a delight!
I hope they perform at The Mill this spring!

It would be nice if Aught 5 shared the bill.

Conspiracy Theory Part 1

 

Conspiracy Theory Part 1

JFK was shot by the CIA.
Elvis is still alive today.
The last man on the moon
was turned into a goon
by aliens to keep humans away.

Help me with my dilemma dear readers!  I titled this blog Gary's Annotated Limericks but occasionally I don't have anything to say.  What should I do?