Back in the Day - A Slap on the Cheeks

 

Back in the Day - A Slap on the Cheeks

Back in the day I got a slap on the face.
I deserved it due to my lack of grace.
If mother finds out
there is no doubt
I'll get a slap in another cheeky place.

In my defense, dear readers, the girl was older, bigger, stronger, and could outrun me.

Million Dollar Limerick

Million Dollar Limerick

I've written the world's most fantastic rhyme.
It is humorous, heart wrenching, subtle, sublime.
Golly gee! oh dear!
I can't print it here.
It's unsuitable for prime time.

I could use the million dollars though.  If you've got any extra cash in your tax refunds,  dear readers,  send it along to me.

Go to State U.

Go to State U.

Land grant college practicality
always trumps ivy league snobbery.
Here's what you do -
Go to State U.
and get educated economically!

See you in Ames boys & girls.

Back in the Day - Can'ts

 

Back in the Day - Can'ts

I learned very early the can and the can'ts
when I got paddled for being errant.
Take this to the bank -
you'll get a spank
when you go outdoors with no pants!

 

All the way Back in the Day to pre-kindergarten.

First Aid Kit

 

 

First Aid Kit

If the life you live is boring
Get some bandaids and a little Neosporin,
but if you get wild itches
you'll likely need stitches
and a tetanus shot in the morning.

Dear Readers, Take it from an old Boy Scout!  Be prepared!

Back in the Day - Homeroom

 

 

Back in the Day - Homeroom

I have a feeling of impending doom.
I might make a mess in my fruit of the looms.
I failed to write
my term paper last night?
I'll just finish it off in homeroom!

Procrastination carried to the extreme.  Are you guilty dear Readers?

Winter in Bear Bottom

Winter in Bear Bottom

In Bear Bottom when it gets really cold
going outdoors is  foolish or bold.
Most people can be found
relaxing underground.
Their hot springs cave is a sight to behold.

Dear readers, Bear Bottom is a fictional town usually featured on my risque limerick blog.  Fortunately Winter in Bear Bottom is rated PG.