Good Things Come to People who Wait

Good Things Come to People who Wait

"Good things come to people who wait"
If you believe that then you'll be too late.
When the turkey is passed
just don't be last
or you may end up with an empty plate.

Moses & The Burning Bush

Moses & The Burning Bush

On a mountain off in the desert somewhere
Moses spoke to a woman with fiery red hair.
When he came back down
he brought back to town
stone tablet commands she wanted to share.

Blog Breastfeeding Baby Picture Policy

Blog Breastfeeding Baby Picture Policy

A nursing baby is okay.
None at all - Pump away!
But I have to send
a suckling boyfriend
on his way to the blog risque.

Political Horror

Political Horror

Am I dreaming or is this a joke?
This Senator-Elect from out near Red Oak.
Is she anything more
than a Political Horror
bought by two brothers named Koch? 

When Rod Blagojevich tried to sell Illinois' senate seat, He went to jail.  I wonder who'll go to jail on this one?

Political Endorsements

Political Endorsements

If you look for a political endorsement
on this blog you face disappointment
There is no candidate
that I think is first rate
that has sent along an adequate payment.

I will however call an unworthy candidate a maroon in the Bugs Bunny/Looney Tunes sense of the word.  For example: Joni Ernst - What a maroon!

Iowa Balls

 

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Iowa Balls

Joni Ernst will cut off your balls
and sell them in congressional halls.
She'll serve them with tea.
She's beholding you see
and must answer when Koch brothers call.

Joni Ernst - What a maroon! 

Arthur's Lucky Day

Arthur's Lucky Day

"Only for art am I willing to pose
nude from my head to my toes."
I'm glad I came!
Arthur's my name.
So girl take off all your clothes!