RIP Mr. Spock

RIP Mr. Spock

I'm sad and in a state of shock
that we have lost Trek's Mr. Spock
There were other guys
on the Enterprise
but Leonard Nimoy made it rock!

For Everything There Is a Reason

For Everything There Is a Reason

For everything, says your religion,
there is a reason.  I laugh with derision!
The reason you see
is apparent to me.
You're stupid and make bad decisions!

Iowa's Junior Senator

 Iowa's Junior Senator

I know nothing about anything shady
that makes Joni Ernst less of a lady.
but she is a joke
bought by brothers named Koch.
We should have elected Claudia Addy.

McDonald's Restaurant Destroyed

 

McDonald's Restaurant Destroyed

"Sir, I was flying my drone
when it decided to hone
in for the kill
as if it had free will.
It picked the target on its own."

Twitter Lurker

Twitter Lurker

I joined twitter today
but I have nothing to say.
I hate to shirk
but I'll just lurk
until an idea comes my way.

Follow me on twitter: https://twitter.com/gneveln

Pig Shit Boots

Pig Shit Boots

It should not be considered big news
that Senator Ernst once wore bread bag shoes.
Have some pity on Joni
'cause it is well known -
Wear pig shit boots to school - you lose.

The Limerick Writer's Nightmare

The Limerick Writer's Nightmare

A novel by Stephen King
What nightmare will it bring?
A writer held
while being compelled
to write limericks 'til one is amusing.