Superman's Power

Superman's Power

Metropolis people must be asses
to be fooled by Clark Kent's glasses.
Without them he fights
evil in tights.
Beware of the gas that he passes!

I Lied to My Doctor

 

Natalie (Tally)  MD

 I Lied to My Doctor

I lied to my doctor,  truth be told,
in a way that was callous and cold.
I asked her, "Are you
taking patients who are new? ",
when I'm actually decrepit and old.

My Physical Therapist

 

Molly

My Physical Therapist

It's an appointment that shouldn't be missed
when I need my physical therapist.
I've nothing to gain
from sciatic pain
so I'll put Molly's treatment on my 'to do' list.

RIP Mr. Spock

RIP Mr. Spock

I'm sad and in a state of shock
that we have lost Trek's Mr. Spock
There were other guys
on the Enterprise
but Leonard Nimoy made it rock!

For Everything There Is a Reason

For Everything There Is a Reason

For everything, says your religion,
there is a reason.  I laugh with derision!
The reason you see
is apparent to me.
You're stupid and make bad decisions!

Iowa's Junior Senator

 Iowa's Junior Senator

I know nothing about anything shady
that makes Joni Ernst less of a lady.
but she is a joke
bought by brothers named Koch.
We should have elected Claudia Addy.

McDonald's Restaurant Destroyed

 

McDonald's Restaurant Destroyed

"Sir, I was flying my drone
when it decided to hone
in for the kill
as if it had free will.
It picked the target on its own."