Goodbye Mr. Censor

Goodbye Mr. Censor

Dear readers, I apologize sincerely.
The last post depicted quite clearly
a penis and nuts
so the censor has just
been fired.  We will miss him dearly.

A Chipmunk in the House

A Chipmunk in the House

If you get a chipmunk disturbing your peace
in your house then do not cease!
Chase it naked and shout,
trap, and carry it out!
Your neighbors will be happy to see its release.

A Date with The Star Quarterback

A Date with The Star Quarterback

The cheerleader was elated
and then she was frustrated.
The star quarterback
was a dud in the sack
and his balls were all deflated.

Birthday Greeting from Sue Response

Birthday Greeting from Sue Response 

Thank you for the greeting dear Sue!

I am grateful that I met Carolyn and you

on a day that was great

in 1968

and Pamela and David too!

My thanks go out for all of the birthday wishes and for the guest limericks (the best kind).

Birthday Greeting From Sue - a guest limerick by Susan Johnson Gustafson

Birthday Greeting From Sue

(a guest limerick by Susan Johnson Gustafson)

I think I'll write a birthday rhyme,
On Gary's Facebook timeline.
     To wish him joy
      And  birthday  cheer
And days of endless sunshine!

Thank you dear Susan!

Birthday Greeting from Izaak - a guest limerick by Izaak Neveln

Birthday Greeting from Izaak

(a guest limerick by Izaak Neveln)

I heard on the news, what a shame,
That Gary's now not a popular name.
so at sixty-five,
you're one of few Gary's alive.
Indiana is surely to blame!

Thank you Izaak!

In My Birthday Suit

In My Birthday Suit

If you have a desire to see
a full frontal nude picture of me,
bring your camera 'round here
and I will appear
in my birthday suit for two poses or three!