The Presidential Debate

The Presidential Debate

Don't expect Naked Santa at the debate.
He leaves that up to his running mate.
But if you make
your way out to the lake
find him on a raft. The kind you inflate.

Naked Santa for President

Naked Santa for President

Jump on the bandwagon! It will be fun!
Naked Santa was persuaded to run.
He's not wearing a thing.
His hat's in the ring
as he campaigns as Iowa's favorite son!

Acorn Bed & Breakfast

 

 

Acorn Bed & Breakfast

Operated by cousins Bob and Gene,
the Acorn Bed & Breakfast is really keen.
Near North Carolina's Ashville
on a Blue Ridge foothill
lots of nearby attractions can be easily seen.

The Vineyards B & B

 

The Vineyards B & B

There's no place I'd rather be
than at the Vineyards B & B.
in Page Springs, Arizona
close to Sedona
with Tambrala taking care of me.

The Boulder Creek Lodge

The Boulder Creek Lodge

When you're in Montana stay at the Fox's
Boulder Creek Lodge not a motel of boxes.
Hunting, fishing, and hiking
and mountain biking
that will surely knock off your soxes.

No Nudies

No Nudies

I don't receive nudies and I know why.
it's because my limerick fans are shy.
And they never see
a nudie of me
because I am also a very shy guy!

A Nasty Cold

A Nasty Cold

It was a nasty cold that I got.
Mucous membranes oozed a lot.
What do you suppose
came out of my nose?
It may look human but it's snot.