Internet Porn - Back in the Day

 

Internet Porn - Back in the Day

Back in the day, the truth to tell,
with no internet porn, life was hell!
It's sad but true
that we had to make do
with polaroid pictures of my cousin Belle!

Naughty Girls

 

Naughty Girls

For every naughty boy there is a crowd
of naughty girls hanging around in a cloud.
They won't look twice
at a boy who is nice
unless he happens to be well endowed.

The Amazing Race

 

The Amazing Race

If I was on the Amazing Race
I'd likely vanish without a trace,
wandering around until
I was found by Phil
looking to tell me, "You're in last place!"

Princess Leia Tattoo

 

Princess Leia Tattoo

Gary became unglued
when a picture of him nude
appeared on the net,
you won't soon forget
his Star Wars Princess Leia tattoo.

 

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Naked Santa Gets a Virtual Tie

 

Naked Santa Gets a Virtual Tie

At the Iowa caucus final tally
Naked Santa gets a tie with O'Malley.
His hat is back in
hoping for a big win
in New Hampshire against Bern and Hillery!

Upset They Are

 

Upset They Are

GAR fans are in disbelief.
They shake their heads and say, "Good Grief! "
Change the name back?
Good sense they lack!
Anything's better than Monster Teeth!

Warning to an Unspecified Bully

 

Warning to an Unspecified Bully

I'm warning you from this time hence.
You threaten to shoot me, I take offense.
So if you appear
anywhere around here
I'll shoot first in self-defense.