A Naughty Streak

A Naughty Streak

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and your good conscience is a little weak,
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Warning! Gary's Classic Limericks contains adult content and carelessly drawn nudity that may not be suitable for sensitive viewers!

Frat Initiation

Frat Initiation

The pledge master had us choose -
go streaking or drink lots of booze.
"I've already been drinking
so I guess I'll go streaking!
I won't be naked!  I'll have on my shoes!"

Low Tech Entertainment

 

Low Tech Entertainment

There was a deluge outside it was pouring.
"Being stuck in this cabin is boring."
Belle cheerfully said,
"There's a mirror on the bed
so at least we can watch some live porn."

Naughty Naked Knees

Naughty Naked Knees

My cousin Belle always aims to please
when she performs her X-rated strip tease.
I had to pre-pay
but when caught by Aunt Mae
all I saw was Belle's naughty naked knees.

Internet Porn - Back in the Day

 

Internet Porn - Back in the Day

Back in the day, the truth to tell,
with no internet porn, life was hell!
It's sad but true
that we had to make do
with polaroid pictures of my cousin Belle!

Naughty Girls

 

Naughty Girls

For every naughty boy there is a crowd
of naughty girls hanging around in a cloud.
They won't look twice
at a boy who is nice
unless he happens to be well endowed.

The Amazing Race

 

The Amazing Race

If I was on the Amazing Race
I'd likely vanish without a trace,
wandering around until
I was found by Phil
looking to tell me, "You're in last place!"