Naked Santa in North Carolina

Naked Santa in North Carolina

North Carolina is on high alert!
Naked Santa was seen lifting his skirt
at Mr. Mike's Used Books
he got dirty looks
when he said, "Which restroom?" to the clerk.

The Viagra Girl on TV

 

The Viagra Girl on TV

I get a boner whenever I see
the viagra girl on my TV,
but I get  a resumption
of erectile dysfunction
when you crawl into bed next to me.

Face in the Cloud

Face in the Cloud

I took down that nudie I'm sad to say
that it had gone viral right away.
All over the place
we see more than your face.
I'm afraid that it's up in the cloud to stay!

My Platform - a guest limerick by Donald Trump

My Platform - a guest limerick by Donald Trump

We'll make America great.
I'll nuke ISIS and build a wall.

I have a large penis. It's great.
Mexico will pay.
Throw those people out!
I can shoot you on 5th Avenue.
It will be great!

A Naughty Streak

A Naughty Streak

If you have a naughty streak
and your good conscience is a little weak,
try a blog that's risque!
Enjoy it today!
Click on the link and take a peek!

Warning! Gary's Classic Limericks contains adult content and carelessly drawn nudity that may not be suitable for sensitive viewers!

Frat Initiation

Frat Initiation

The pledge master had us choose -
go streaking or drink lots of booze.
"I've already been drinking
so I guess I'll go streaking!
I won't be naked!  I'll have on my shoes!"

Low Tech Entertainment

 

Low Tech Entertainment

There was a deluge outside it was pouring.
"Being stuck in this cabin is boring."
Belle cheerfully said,
"There's a mirror on the bed
so at least we can watch some live porn."