An Image to Treasure Part 2

 

An Image to Treasure Part 2

I like to be naked it's true.
It's one thing that I like to do
for your pleasure -
an image to treasure -
to remind you that I love you.

Skinny Dipping

 

Skinny Dipping

It doesn't matter how shy you feel
down at the pond it is time to peel
off all of your clothes
'cause everyone knows
skinny dipping is no big deal!

Trish

Double Arch - Photograph by Trish Waits - Arches Nat'l Monument

 

Trish

Before they put her away in chains and locks
for carving her name on all those rocks,
it's my fondest wish
to meet this Trish
who likely will knock me out of my socks!

Bigfoot

 

Bigfoot

There was a bigfoot sighting in the neighborhood.
They got a picture but it wasn't good.
He didn't have much fur
and he didn't say "grr"
It looked like a hoax from where I stood!

Birthday Suit Party

Birthday Suit Party

Naked Santa is happy to appear
at a birthday suit party any time of year.
Make yourself a vow
to schedule one now.
If you are modest, get over your fear!

North Carolina ID

North Carolina ID

Here's my North Carolina ID.
Before I vote or I pee
I have to show
my parts below
to an agent of the state's GOP.

Congratulations Graduate

 

Congratulations Graduate

I would like to congratulate
this year's newest graduate.
We're all proud of you!
Here's what to do.
Now that that's over - you can start to date!