Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

 

Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

Why am I not hollering or hooting?
My jobs's back, There's no disputing.
In the coal mine
that would be fine
'cept it's in Siberia digging for Putin!

A Magical Pair - a guest limerick by Alison Long Goldberg

A Magical Pair
by Alison Long Goldberg

Together you two were a magical pair
Love surrounded you every where
This love in your heart
Will always be part
Of forever together on the wings of each prayer

Thank you dear Alison for this guest limerick (the best kind). It brightened my day!

Give the Donald a Chance

Give the Donald a Chance

I'll give Donald a chance when he has the means
to pay back all he bilked with his bankruptcy schemes.
When his tax forms we get
I'm willing to bet
that he can't afford a single can of beans.

Sexism Raises It's Ugly Head

 

Sexism Raises It's Ugly Head

We thought it was made in the shade
but the results we cannot evade.
The votes are in.
We can blame Trump's win
on not wanting Bill for First Lady.

Let's See Those Tax Returns

 

Let's See Those Tax Returns

Donald Trump has not earned my respect.
He'll continue to behave as he has I expect.
I'm willing to bet
he has staggering debt
to Russians and he might want to defect.

A Bad Position

 

A Bad Position

Donald is in a position he surely will hate
The poor old asshole couldn't win a debate.
Trump can't fire all of us
so he'll rant and he'll cuss.
after winning an election without a mandate.

In Your Public Hair

 

In Your Public Hair

He never learned not to grab women there.
But is he rich? He doesn't care!
So on a whim
you voted for him.
Now his tiny fingers are in your pubic hair!