Donald J. Rump

 

Donald J. Rump

When I climb upon a stump
and show the crowd my rump,
it's a resemblance uncanny
they see my bare fanny
and think that it's Donald J.Trump!

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

 

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

Did your Grandmother ever tell you "It's fine!
Strip behind blankets on the line!"?
I'm telling you, Bud
you haven't played in the mud
'til she hosed you down naked in the summertime.

You Deserve a Brick Today

You Deserve a Brick Today

America answered the call
to help Trump build his wall.
We each tossed him a brick
to tell a long story quick -
he couldn't catch them. His hands were too small.

Dark Times

Dark Times

These are indeed dark times.
Have you had enough of rhymes?
Though you may be rich
karma's a bitch
and you will pay for your crimes!

Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

 

Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

Why am I not hollering or hooting?
My jobs's back, There's no disputing.
In the coal mine
that would be fine
'cept it's in Siberia digging for Putin!

A Magical Pair - a guest limerick by Alison Long Goldberg

A Magical Pair
by Alison Long Goldberg

Together you two were a magical pair
Love surrounded you every where
This love in your heart
Will always be part
Of forever together on the wings of each prayer

Thank you dear Alison for this guest limerick (the best kind). It brightened my day!

Give the Donald a Chance

Give the Donald a Chance

I'll give Donald a chance when he has the means
to pay back all he bilked with his bankruptcy schemes.
When his tax forms we get
I'm willing to bet
that he can't afford a single can of beans.