Naked Santa Clones

Naked Santa Clones

Do you wonder how there can be
a Santa for every Christmas tree?
They are just clones
that are factory grown
ready to suit up and come down your chimney.

 

It's Jane Fonda's Fault

 

It's Jane Fonda's Fault

The GOP pervert in chief of course
got an idea. What was the source?
This despicable fellow
saw Barbarella
and now he wants a space force.

Donald J. Rump

 

Donald J. Rump

When I climb upon a stump
and show the crowd my rump,
it's a resemblance uncanny
they see my bare fanny
and think that it's Donald J.Trump!

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

 

Back in the Day - Getting Muddy at Grandma's

Did your Grandmother ever tell you "It's fine!
Strip behind blankets on the line!"?
I'm telling you, Bud
you haven't played in the mud
'til she hosed you down naked in the summertime.

You Deserve a Brick Today

You Deserve a Brick Today

America answered the call
to help Trump build his wall.
We each tossed him a brick
to tell a long story quick -
he couldn't catch them. His hands were too small.

Dark Times

Dark Times

These are indeed dark times.
Have you had enough of rhymes?
Though you may be rich
karma's a bitch
and you will pay for your crimes!

Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

 

Hooray! Trump Brings Back Coal Mining Jobs

Why am I not hollering or hooting?
My jobs's back, There's no disputing.
In the coal mine
that would be fine
'cept it's in Siberia digging for Putin!