My Daughter-In-Law
My Daughter-in -law's a vegetarian.
She's half Danish, half Cedar Rapidian.
She's an Iowa State grad
and that ain't half bad,
so I didn't object to the marryin'.
My Daughter-in -law's a vegetarian.
She's half Danish, half Cedar Rapidian.
She's an Iowa State grad
and that ain't half bad,
so I didn't object to the marryin'.
My Son-in-law
My son-in-law is a vegetarian.
His parents are proud Iowa Citians.
It makes me sad
he's an Iowa grad.
What's worse is he's actually married to one.
My son-in-law is a vegetarian.
His parents are proud Iowa Citians.
It makes me sad
he's an Iowa grad.
What's worse is he's actually married to one.
The Girl from Olney
My young son developed eyes only
for the Illini girl from Olney!
It seems only fittin'
that once he'd been smitten
that they'd start thinking matrimonally!
My young son developed eyes only
for the Illini girl from Olney!
It seems only fittin'
that once he'd been smitten
that they'd start thinking matrimonally!
Dear readers - today you get a special treat. A trio of limericks written for the wonderful marriage partners of my three children.
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