Back in the Day - John Lennon

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Back in the Day - John Lennon

Back in the day I wondered why
if John Lennon could do it - why couldn't I?
But I really do not
want to get shot
by a lunatic 'cause I am famous and die.

Spiders

Spiders

When you flush a spider alive
it can live in the sewer and thrive.
In the dark they breed
and spew out their seed.
I dread the day when they all arrive!

Limerick Trio

My Daughter-In-Law

My Daughter-in -law's a vegetarian.
She's half Danish, half Cedar Rapidian.
She's an Iowa State grad
and that ain't half bad,
so I didn't object to the marryin'.

My Son-in-law

My son-in-law is a vegetarian.
His parents are proud Iowa Citians.
It makes me sad
he's an Iowa grad.
What's worse is he's actually married to one.

The Girl from Olney

My young son developed eyes only
for the Illini girl from Olney!
It seems only fittin'
that once he'd been smitten
that they'd start thinking matrimonally!

Dear readers - today you get a special treat.  A trio of limericks written for the wonderful marriage partners of my three children.

Back in the day - Kathy

 

 

Back in the day - Kathy

I know a girl called Kathy.
She must have tele-pathy.
She can annoy
any nice boy
to the point of psycho-pathy.

Cousin Gary - a guest limerick by Russell Warren Bedillion

Dear readers, today we have a guest limerick written and illustrated by my distant cousin.  Thank you Russ.

Birthday Suit

Birthday Suit

She brought me back to her dorm room to play
strip poker. I just have to say
the coed looked cute
in her birthday suit.

I tell you it was my lucky day.

Easter

Easter

In the bible look what I've found -
a dead guy came out of the ground.
As a result
a huge zombie cult
has taken hold the whole world around.