The Law in Winnebago County

The Law in Winnebago County

Our deputy has a license to fly.
Hang on to your hat when he speeds by!
And you better pray
that you're not in his way
'cause the laws of Sir Isaac still apply.

Speed kills!  Even when it is a sworn officer doing the speeding.

He's A Peach

He's A Peach

Carol loved Scott and his manly Physique,
steroids and lifting, bulked up to his peak.
When he aimed hammer blows
at her knees and her nose
she kicked him out for nearly a week.

This one is not meant to be funny dear readers!  It is based on a scary night when a beaten and bloody neighbor banged on our patio door very late several years ago. 

The Grand Obstructionist Party

The Grand Obstructionist Party

If you want to return to prosperity
then by God get rid of the GOP!
From Spokane to Hoboken
the Grand Old Party is broken!
We need a new one desperately!

I am announcing it here dear readers.  I am going into politics.  I am weary of the GOP's obstructionist policies.  I think that its time has past and I have decided to work for the extinction of the GOP.  I envision a time when no candidate with a GOP label will be able to get elected at the national, state, or local levels.  I envision a time when the GOP will not be able to raise a penny to launch their hateful campaigns. 

At one time there were Republican politicians and candidates that I could respect.  Sadly, for presidential candidates, they now keep throwing elitist legacy lamebrains at us.  I suppose that there may be a few worthy party members out there somewhere.  I admit the possibility.  Too bad!   They had better get ready to run as independents!

Willard the Prep School Bully

Willard the Prep School Bully

Willard Mitt Romney thinks he's upper crust
but he's a prep school bully that I do not trust!
I tell you indeed
we do not need
another GOP elitist lamebrain to lead us!

Once a bully - always a bully!  I don't see how anyone can vote for this man!

Snoring Part 6

Snoring Part 6

I lie awake listening to snoring.
that sounds like the El train derailing
From 6 AM until 7 -
I pray to heaven
for sleep but the alarm clock is ringing.

Gotta get up!

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Snoring Part 5

Snoring Part 5

I lie awake listening to snoring.
that sounds like Big Ben is tolling
From 5 AM until 6 -
Dennis DeYoung of Styx
gargling while Stomp is rehearsing.

Will this nightmare never end?

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Snoring Part 4

Snoring Part 4

I lie awake listening to snoring.
that sounds like Earl Anthony bowling
From 4 AM until 5 -
Kelly & Regis Live
with both of the idiots blithering.

Unbelievable!  It got worse!

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