Gary's Guide to Speech Making
When you're learning to give a good speech
there's a handy trick that they teach!
Imagine the audience nude!
And if you get booed
keep rejoinders on note cards in reach!
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Gary's Guide to Speech Making
When you're learning to give a good speech
there's a handy trick that they teach!
Imagine the audience nude!
And if you get booed
keep rejoinders on note cards in reach!
Saturday, October 27, 2012
TP Part 2
TP Part 2
When you use up the final scrap of TP
replace the spent roll courteously!
You think it'd be obvious
but Ann is oblivious
to the fact that the roll is now empty.
When you use up the final scrap of TP
replace the spent roll courteously!
You think it'd be obvious
but Ann is oblivious
to the fact that the roll is now empty.
At my house you had better check before you sit down!
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Don't Vote for Mitt!
Don't Vote for Mitt!
There may be worse things by far
than tying your pet to the roof of your car!
But a bully at school
should never rule
don't vote for Mitt whoever you are!
There may be worse things by far
than tying your pet to the roof of your car!
But a bully at school
should never rule
don't vote for Mitt whoever you are!
I'm sorry Willard! We do not need another GOP elitist legacy lamebrain to lead us!
Saturday, October 20, 2012
High Blood Pressure
High Blood Pressure
If you suffer from hypertension
get yourself a doctor's prescription
for lisinopril
and a water pill
if you're also troubled by water retention!
If you suffer from hypertension
get yourself a doctor's prescription
for lisinopril
and a water pill
if you're also troubled by water retention!
If you depend on internet blog limericks for medical advice, dear readers, read my disclaimer and please be sure to get a second opinion! Here is my first opinion: You are a fool!
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Iowa Freedom Flights
Iowa Freedom Flights
Hooray for the Iowa freedom flights!
A day for veterans to see the sights
in Washington D.C.
for service exemplary
and return in the middle of the night.
Hooray for the Iowa freedom flights!
A day for veterans to see the sights
in Washington D.C.
for service exemplary
and return in the middle of the night.
It was my pleasure to attend the sendoff ceremony for the first Story County Iowa freedom flight (also called Honor Flights in some parts of the state). My wife's Uncle is one of the veterans going on this trip. Thank you for your service gentlemen!
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Belle of the Halloween Ball
Belle of the Halloween Ball
Belle dressed up for Halloween
in the skimpiest costume you've ever seen!
The mask covered her nose
and her shoes hid her toes
but there was not much else in between!
Belle dressed up for Halloween
in the skimpiest costume you've ever seen!
The mask covered her nose
and her shoes hid her toes
but there was not much else in between!
Every Halloween party should have rum punchkin & prizes for most abbreviated costume.
Rum Punchkin
(from Dave Neveln)
(from Dave Neveln)
- Fifth of White Rum
- 1 C Cranberry Juice
- 1 C Orange Juice
- 1 C Strong Tea
- 1 & 1/4 C Sugar
- 1/2 C Lemon Juice
- 12 Whole Cloves
- 1 Hollowed Out Pumpkin
- Ice
Directions
Saturday, October 6, 2012
The Southpark Colorado (They Took Our Jobs) Debate
The Denver Southpark Colorado (They Took Our Jobs) Debate
(Space Aliens Took Our Jobs)
While the moderator sat like Mr. Mackey stammering,
"Jobs, jobs, jobs", redneck Willard was bellowing!
But through much of the show
sadly President B. O.
looked just like the Southpark future alien!
(Space Aliens Took Our Jobs)
While the moderator sat like Mr. Mackey stammering,
"Jobs, jobs, jobs", redneck Willard was bellowing!
But through much of the show
sadly President B. O.
looked just like the Southpark future alien!
Here is my take on the first of the 2012 presidential debates. Sadly, it reminded me of the Southpark They Took Our Jobs Episode.
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