Wayne Wayne Go Away
I fell in love with Jane.
But alas, Jane was married to Wayne.
Then I fell for Liz,
but her husband is
another Wayne. I'm going insane.
I fell in love with Jane.
But alas, Jane was married to Wayne.
Then I fell for Liz,
but her husband is
another Wayne. I'm going insane.
As with most of my limericks Wayne Wayne Go Away is a work of fiction. This limerick popped into my head in (of all places) a church service one Sunday morning. From where I was sitting I could see two quite real lovely ladies, Jane and Elizabeth, sitting in the front pew across from me next to their real husbands, both named Wayne. Other than the coincidence of the real names of my friends in church matching the fictitious names of the characters in Wayne Wayne Go Away, this limerick has no basis in reality.
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